then i thought something like 'all of the things... that go like, un... un... like, unnoticed or... like, unappreciated... like... ziggy... or...' while feeling a large degree of sarcasm and confusion
earlier, i walked downstairs
in the kitchen, i saw many bagels and a vegan lemon poppyseed cookie from 'robeks'
my mom said 'dad got panera bagels'
i looked at the bagels for a period of time while thinking 'i...' and 'what the fuck is this shit...' and 'apple...'
i looked at apples and bananas
i ate the vegan lemon poppyseed cookie while standing in the kitchen and staring blankly at the space in front of me
i thought something like 'poppyseed... doesn't that like, cause... drug test... opiates... but... weed though' in an incoherent, vaguely 'annoyed-with-myself-for-being-so-retarded' manner
(i think there should be a word for that. a word that means 'annoyed with oneself for being so retarded.' that would be good.)
i don't know
do other people get emails from '@sbcglobal.net' email addresses telling you to send your information to them to claim your [large quantity of british money]?
i have gotten 3 today